ITS THE MOST PITIFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
CHORUS CHORUS.
OH CHRISTMAS TREE OH CHRISTMAS TREE...
YOUR GAY AND FARTING LIKE CRAZY....
UH...
KIDS.
YOU WANNA HEAR 'BOUT CHRISTMAS?
I WILL TELL IT.
EVERY YEAR, ONCE A DECEMBER BATMAN COMES TO YOUR TOWN AND RAPES ALL OF THE ORANGES.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ORANGES, HE'LL SUBSTITUTE FOR CHILDREN INSTEAD. HE THEN PLANTS EGGS IN YOUR STOMACH WHICH SOON BECOME BUTTERFLIES EATING AWAY AT YOUR FLESH. HE LEAVES A BOTTLE OF SOLID AIR IN A JAR AND FLIES AWAY ON HIS PIPE CLEANERS.
FUCKING BATMAN, MAN.